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Tue
22
Dec

Trump Tuesday: 'SNL' lampoons CNN's Republican debate


"Saturday Night Live" finally took the plunge, fully parodying a primetime GOP debate, a challenge given the bulging Republican field.

The Donald Trump character got it going fast.

"Wolf Blitzer looks like Papa Smurf," Darrell Hammond's Trump said. "Debates are stupid. You should be paying me."

Jeb Bush, played by Beck Bennett, then interjects, "Um, Wolf, may I take a desperate swing at Donald, now?"

"This is what he does! He says these offensive things, then he bullies anyone who challenges him. Well, guess what? You can't insult your way to the presidency," Bush says, mirroring a line the real Jeb used last week.

The Trump character responds by calling Bush a "jughead."

Fri
18
Dec

Friday Funny: The Force Awakens

If you're a big Star Wars fan, we hope you enjoy The Force Awakens this weekend! And as always, if you come across a humurous photo, comic or video, be sure to post in the comments below and we may feature it on the next Friday Funny!

Tue
15
Dec

Trump Tuesday: Eagle Attack

TIME Magazine has released footage of Donald Trump dodging a vicious looking bald eagle.

The film was taken during a photoshoot marking Mr Trump's position as runner up in the 'Person of the Year' award, which was won by Angela Merkel.   

He agreed to pose with a bald eagle – America’s iconic symbol – for the magazine's cover story.

The idea came from award-winning portrait photographer, Martin Schoeller, who did the shoot.

Fri
11
Dec

Colorado McDonald's Offers First Marijuana Friendly Smoking Section In Restaurant

COLORADO – 15 Colorado McDonald franchises have announced that they are converting their McDonald’s Play Place areas into marijuana friendly smoking areas. Each facility will consist of 15 smoking pods in which customers can smoke a joint, bong, or pipe without being harassed or bothered by people who are offended by it.

Each pod not only contains the marijuana smoke within it’s small space, but also it repels the smell of the marijuana through a ventilation tube above the pod. So, although the doors are sealed in this previous “Play Place” location, the smell of marijuana will not seep into the main restaurant as people enter and exit the facility.

 

Fri
11
Dec

Friday Funny: Newscasters Agree - Holiday Edition

Local news people agree: it's okay to be a little selfish this Christmas. Just admit it!

Fri
11
Dec

Someone’s turning traffic lights into cannabis lights

Someone in Serbia is spicing up motorists’ journeys by turning traffic lights into colourful marijuana symbols, a Serbian media outlet has claimed.

The lights were reportedly spotted at a main intersection in a small village called Ljubic, Serbia and on another set of lights further down the road.

The green light was turned into a marijuana leaf, the yellow featured the sun symbol and the red light was turned into a heart.

Local resident Andjelka Stojkovic noticed the lights and said: ‘Although I am middle-aged, all this looks sweet.

Thu
10
Dec

Marijuana grower surrenders after hearing police chopper in unrelated probe

A man who authorities say was growing marijuana in a central Florida storage unit panicked when he heard a police helicopter hovering nearby and called 911 to surrender.

The problem? Edgewater police officers were in the neighborhood Wednesday afternoon to investigate an unrelated suspicious death.

It was shortly after 12:30 p.m. when 47-year-old Jasper Harrison told the dispatcher he was “the guy” they were looking for, adding he wanted to come out without being shot.

Harrison told the dispatcher he wanted police to contact him.

Fri
04
Dec

Friday Funny: New Hanukkah Song


Music video for "Latke Recipe," a parody of "Shut Up And Dance" originally performed by Walk the Moon

Video by Uri Westrich

Fri
27
Nov

Black Friday Funny

It’s officially Black Friday and this means millions of Americans will start their day early and stand in line for some of the best deals the year has to offer. The day will be bustling with shoppers -- the National Retail Federation estimates that 97 million Americans will go shopping this year on Black Friday. What’s more, the launch of Black Friday has crept into Thanksgiving Day, as retailers like Kohls and Best Buy have started to open their doors on Thursday. If you’re stressed about shopping, or have a lot of things to purchase, then here are seven motivational quotes to survive the day of shopping.

1. "Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have." -- Unknown

Tue
24
Nov

New marijuana workplace web comedy series filming in DC

WASHINGTON - It has been just over a year since D.C. voters approved Initiative 71, which made it legal to possess and cultivate marijuana with some limitations. Now, it is not particularly surprising someone has decided this would make a great subject for a television show.

What do you get when you mix a woman with a film and media background and a man who has worked for years as a consultant for medical marijuana cultivation centers? One young duo hopes the answer is a smoking hot new fictional comedy series.

Washington D.C. has been the focus of plenty of hit shows, but one local couple said it is high time for a new kind of series -- one focused on D.C.'s marijuana industry.

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