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Fri
19
Oct

Friday Funny: Girl Guide capitalizes on post-legalization munchies

Now that Canada has legalized weed, everyone wants to get in on the action. A Canadian Girl Guide capitalized on the legalization of cannabis in her country by selling cookies to consumers waiting in line for legal pot. Elina Childs, a 9-year-old girl from Edmonton, Alberta, sold a wagonload of Girl Guide cookies outside a cannabis dispensary in just 45 minutes.

Tue
16
Oct

Trump Tuesday: Trump really likes his new White House painting, everyone else is not so sure

Donald Trump made some outlandish statements during a rare TV interview. But it was the quick glimpse of a painting that stole the show.

History will ultimately judge the presidency of Donald J. Trump, but in his mind he is already one of the great Republican leaders — and he has a painting hanging in the White House to prove it.

For a man who routinely paints his own reality, it’s exactly what you would expect him to hang proudly on his wall.

The artwork shows Mr Trump sitting with, and entertaining past Republican presidents including Abraham Lincoln, Dwight Eisenhower, Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon and the Bushes.

Fri
12
Oct
Tue
09
Oct

Trump Tuesday: Toilet paper won't let go of Trump's shoe as he boards Air Force One

Admit it, it's happened to you.

You use the bathroom, (hopefully) wash your hands and walk out the door, oblivious to the absorbent square of white that's appended itself to the bottom of your shoe. The longer the toilet paper and thicker the ply, the more embarrassing the situation.

Presumably, this hasn't occurred while you were boarding Air Force One before a gaggle of onlookers -- including the press. Such was the fate of President Donald Trump in Minneapolis on Thursday.

Fri
05
Oct

Friday Funny: This woman totally killed 'Work It' during karaoke

We hope you enjoyed this week's Friday Funny! Tell us what you think about it!

If you see a funny video, comic, or article, send it our way and we may feature it on the next Friday Funny. Happy Friday and have a great weekend everyone!

Tue
02
Oct

Trump Tuesday: It's almost like trump doesn't mean what he says

More than 80 trade associations representing thousands of American businesses and workers announced that they are forming a coalition called Americans for Free Trade to launch a multimillion-dollar campaign against tariffs that Trump is so fond of imposing.

Trump says over and over again that we will put America and American workers first, but he doesn't even seem to listen to himself.

Fri
28
Sep

Friday Funny: SEC says Musk chose $420 price for Tesla shares because it's a pot reference

Tesla CEO Elon Musk picked $420 as the share price for possibly taking the company private in August because it is a reference to pot culture, the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) alleged on Thursday during a news conference.

Tue
25
Sep

Trump Tuesday: 'One of the wettest we've ever seen, from the standpoint of water': Trump on Florence

As if being hit by a hurricane isn't enough, now the Carolinas have to deal with a passing presidential visit.

Fri
21
Sep
Tue
18
Sep

Trump Tuesday: Jimmy Fallon’s Trump doesn’t like mean names, makes an exception

Jimmy Fallon’s Donald Trump doesn’t like mean names, but for Fear author Bob Four-Eyed No-Talent Soup-Breath Woodward, he’ll make an exception. Fallon-Trump addressed the nation last night to dispute the allegations in Woodward’s bombshell Fear, taking time to note that he’s usually not so thin-skinned about things.

“Firstly, addressing criticism is very out of character for me,” said NBC’s Tonight Show host. “It really is, because I’m usually very thick-skinned and I’m not easily offended.” And, in true Richard “I Am Not A Crook” Nixon style, Fallon’s raccoon-eyed Trump declares, “I am not an idiot.”

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