Friday Funny: Ontario pot plan requires all recreational users to smoke in single basement in Sudbury

Unveiling their new plan for how recreational  will be consumed moving forward the   have announced that all would be smokers will need to gather at a single  apartment in  Ontario.

“In order to keep recreational  safe and away from children, we have determined this is the best course of action,” said Premier  at the press conference. “Also Sudbury is lovely this time of year.”

The full details of the plan state that anyone who wants to consume even a single puff of a joint must make the trek to the Northern Ontario town, locate the basement without assistance from any locals, and then provide the basement security with a password which changes every hour....

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